Stuffed

Now don't get me wrong - I'm a big fan of taxidermy. I wouldn't be working in a natural history museum if I wasn't. But there's something about this Martha Stewart piece that's deeply creepy. Maybe it's Martha herself. But just for the record, folks, don't use antique taxidermy as a table centerpiece, unless you want to be chowing down on arsenic trioxide and all the other nasties that were used to prepare it.